I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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