i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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