Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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