Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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