hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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