I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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