Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Sober January is a disaster.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Randomize
