No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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