omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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