she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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