I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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