Sacagawea was the original milf.
vagina is talking i cant
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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