I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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