We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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