this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
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