I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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