I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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