what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Randomize
