glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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