Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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