FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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