suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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