So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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