In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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