i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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