Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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