I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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