Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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