My brain says no but my pants say off.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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