well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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