she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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