Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I forgot wine drunk hurts
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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