he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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