i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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