I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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