To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
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