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say what?
wanna hang out?
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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