doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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