I don't usually arrange sex via text message
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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