youre lurking in front of me
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
cat food counts as protein by the way
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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