I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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