i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Randomize
