Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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