The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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