I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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