i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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