kristin has been a bad kristin
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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