Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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