google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Randomize
