He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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