Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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