Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
