So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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