After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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