I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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