Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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